OVER THE HILL FUN COFFINS
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Fun Coffins make great gag gifts for that special over the hill birthday person.
If they don't realize how "OLD" they really are, send them one of these fun
coffins as a reminder. Choose from age 40, age 50, or
"Over the Hill". Scroll down the page to view our mega sized over the hill coffin, overflowing with
fun gifts. While you're here, click thru some of the other hilarious over the hill
gift pages below. |
   
Fun Coffins for AGE 40, AGE 50, and OVER THE HILL
| Each Coffin contains a Mug, Boxed Soap, Happy Pills, Prune
Juice. Anti-Aging Spray and a Button. An appropriate age sticker on
the lid, a Big Black Bow and a Gift Card completes this perfect birthday
gift. |
PRICE: Only $30.00 each
plus $7.00 shipping (You don't have to dig very deep for this gift.)
ORDER NOW: Enter message for Gift
Enclosure Card in COMMENTS BOX on Order Form.
Include Name (names) of Sender or type Anonymous if no name is desired.
Please include ship date and birth date of recipient (11/14/42)
Mega Gift Pack for AGE 40, AGE 50, and OVER THE HILL
| Packed in our now famous Black Coffin, this Gift contains a
Dribble Bib, Over The Hill Exerciser Paddle Ball, Alarm Whistle, OTH Parking Permit to
hang from the car mirror while at the Supermarket shopping for Prune Juice, Over The Hill
"Bran Flakes", Genuine Chinese OTH Fortune Cookies with Old Joke Fortunes, an
Age # Mug with coffee and Pitted Prunes, and Lucky Lotto Tickets Game. |
PRICE: Only $45.00 each
plus $7.00 shipping (It
takes 6 Pall Bearers to lift this one).
ORDER NOW: Enter message for Gift
Enclosure Card in COMMENTS BOX on Order Form.
Include Name (names) of Sender or type Anonymous if no name is desired.
Please include ship date and birth date of recipient (11/14/42)
Key Benefits
 | All Coffins are Recyclable and can be used for: |
| Burying anything older than they are ! |
| Hiding old stuff - 8 track tapes, bell bottoms, pictures with BIG Hair-do's, etc ! |
| Burying a pet that they forgot to feed ! |
CLICK on these links to navigate thru the
OVER THE HILL pages
         
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