| Our exclusive basket has the
old fart extinguisher (air freshener), old bag of gas (makes a farting
noise when squeezed), battery operated fan for dispersing the cloud and
a bottle of "dis-arm-a fart" candy pills. |
The Old Fart
Slippers are great fun and practical too. An air pump in the
slippers' heel emits a farting sound as you walk. They're a real
gas - one size fits all. |
Blame it on the
old fart doll (his windy little buddy). Just squeeze the doll at
that critical moment and no one will know who really farted.
Fabric doll is 11" tall and has an air pump inside that emits sound
when squeezed. |