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FOR THE OLD FART WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE !

    We all know an "Old Fart" (usually a family member) who deserves the most appropriate Birthday Gift when they turn 40, 50 or 60.  Now is your opportunity to give them one of our useful gifts so they can stop blaming it on the dog (and the dog will be happy too).  Each of these over the hill birthday gifts will help the Old Fart camouflage those unfortunate emergencies by providing there own distinctive farting sounds.  Are these gifts a real "gas" or what ?
    Choose the "Old Fart" doll which passes a little gas when squeezed at the right time or the "Old Fart" slippers which make a farting sound as you walk (appropriate for the continuous "farter") or our exclusive "Old Fart" gift basket filled with all the essentials for camouflaging that most embarrassing moment (like they really care to cover it up).
Our exclusive basket has the old fart extinguisher (air freshener), old bag of gas (makes a farting noise when squeezed), battery operated fan for dispersing the cloud and a bottle of "dis-arm-a fart" candy pills. The Old Fart Slippers are great fun and practical too.  An air pump in the slippers' heel emits a farting sound as you walk.  They're a real gas - one size fits all. Blame it on the old fart doll (his windy little buddy).  Just squeeze the doll at that critical moment and no one will know who really farted.  Fabric doll is 11" tall and has an air pump inside that emits sound when squeezed.
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