OVER THE HILL GIFT PACKS
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packs and over the hill gift baskets are scientifically designed for maximum laughter from
the "Old" person. Our over the hill test group of oldies laughed so hard,
they fell out of their rockers when they opened these gifts. Choose from our female
fun gift pack (a mellow gift for you cowards), OR Vicki's Secrets (not the kind of
lingerie you hang out on the clothesline). For Men, the men's "sexual rejuvenation kit" (Viagra not necessary) or the "party for
one" (for the person in denial who refuses to have a party) are really
funny (at least I think so). |
Fun Female Gift Pack for AGE 40, AGE 50, or Over The Hill
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Designed especially for Women--This Gift Pack is wrapped in
our Black Dot Cello with lots of Ribbons and a Big Black Bow. Your Gift contains a
Bouquet of Black Silk Roses, an Age # Angel for protection from further aging, a Hot Flash
Fan (portable), Exercise Paddle Ball and Alarm Whistle (can be used for protection from
young studs who like Older Women), and an Age # Pot Holder (can be used as a substitute
for a "Depends" pad in an emergency).
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PRICE: Only $39.00 each (cannot be paid for by Medicare
Card)
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ORDER NOW
Enter message for Gift Enclosure
Card in COMMENTS BOX on Order Form. Include Name (names) of Sender or type Anonymous if no name is desired.
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You're not
going to believe this one - We call it
"Vicki's Secrets" - Lingerie for the Ol' Broad. This
gift has a size extra long bra (with complete instructions on how to tie
them in knots, french braid or rabbit ears), super-support panty hose
(with extra elastic for those bulging areas) with a guarantee against
"blowouts" and sexy bikini briefs fitted with a depends shield
area. Doesn't get any better than this. Although this gift
is for our over the hill female friends, it can also be used as a gift
for the aging transvestite we all know and love.
Priced at only $35.00 plus 5.00
shipping and includes a bouquet of black roses to mellow the gift.
Yea - right |
JUST FOR MEN -- THE SEX-HIS-CISER GIFT PACK
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This Gift has everything he needs to exercise the most
neglected part of his body at this crucial time of life (who needs RUST setting in THAT
Part). Your gift contains A specially shaped Bar Bell for Lifting
Exercises (no
spotter required unless she's 21), our Nautilus Styled STUD MASTER (just strap it in and
row it back and forth) features endless possibilities, an Over The Hill knitted comforter
to keep the "little guy" warm before and after exercising, and if he exercises
faithfully, an Over The Hill Years Supply of Condoms (1) or if he doesn't, our official
Dead Pecker Club Pin.
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PRICE: Only $39.00 (Cheaper than any gym membership I've
seen)
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ORDER NOW Enter message for Gift Enclosure Card in COMMENTS BOX on
Order Form. Include Name (names) of Sender or type Anonymous if no name is desired.
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It's our "PARTY FOR ONE" Gift Pack
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Designed to keep them amused during Short-Term memory loss,
this gift has an Age # all day sucker, Jumbo playing cards (yes-with big numbers), A
Fortune Telling Ball (remember them from back in the 60's or was it the 70's or whenever),
our Age# Fortune Cookies with the Old Jokes and their very own Kazoo (for live
entertainment of course).
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PRICE: Only $35.00 (a lot cheaper than a Night-on-the-Town)
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ORDER NOW
Enter message for Gift Enclosure
Card in COMMENTS BOX on Order Form. Include Name (names) of Sender or type Anonymous if no name is desired.
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