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OVER THE HILL AGE REDUCTION
THERAPY
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anti-aging kits make great fun gifts for the over the hill birthday person. The
VOODOO KIT is "guaranteed" to cast the perfect anti-aging spell and keep the
birthday person "forever young". The BEDPAN KIT pokes great fun at the age
ol' Constipation problem. You know whom this special birthday gift if
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Our "Who -
Do VooDoo" kit contains everything needed to "cast a spell". There's
the Voodoo Doll for male or female age 40, 50 or 60, with dozens of funny sayings
printed on various body parts and 5 "official" stick pins; 2 used
votive candles (recycled from previous "over the hillers" who now claim they are
29 years old); 2 incense sticks and el cheapo stick holders and official looking
red ceremonial cloth. We then pack the whole thing in our cardboard coffin along
with a sheet of Over The Hill Voodoo chants and incantations. We'll even print the
birthday person's name on the personalized Mantra (please include name in the
comments section of order form). Finishing touches include black ribbon and a big
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To order this fun gift just choose male or female
and age 40, 50, 60 on the shopping cart below and your Voodoo Kit will be on it's way just
in time to save their youth. Specially priced at
$29.00
plus $6.00 shipping.
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"Bedpan Kit" is chock-full of the necessities to prevent the dreaded Senior
Constipation problem. Our black plastic bedpan/party snack tray comes filled with an
Over The Hill box of bran flakes and funny sayings, real can of prune juice, our over the
hill suppository (dynamite stick) if the first 2 fail to do the job. The finishing
touches include a roll of over the hill toilet paper and our Jumbo over the hill diaper
(if everything worked too well). Remember the "bedpan" doubles as a party
tray for chips or pretzels (hopefully before it's used for the "other
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This unique fun gift is
sure to be the hit of the party. This full sized bedpan kit is completely over-
wrapped with our deluxe gift wrap ready for giving. Order Today !
Specially priced at
$33.00
Plus $7.00 shipping
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